Chewing Gum Record!!!

Hello long time no see.busy with school and wat not.And at school a friend and me got chosen to go and get interviewed.We were choses because at a amaths lesson we had to do a survey for a short while about the homeroom system.Then i just write some long grandfather story (i have read that the more you talk about your past the more you recall. So that is why the elderly talk so much about their past.)The teacher see and said "Hmm not bad.Thanks" And because of it i got chosen for the interview.Now i have to go back tomorrow to do the thing.So sien.On the brighter side i killed the sand king!!!Oh sorry it is irrevelnt.what i meant is a few days ago my parents went to JB and bring chewing gum for me and my siblings.and guess what i managed to chew it for 24 hours!!WWWHHHOOOO!!!! at first i was scard that i will swallow the gum while i was sleeping but nothing happen.Here are some pictures about the historical event.

Before At 1900

After the next day 1914

Primary School

Ok i know that i have been putting this off for a very long time (suddenly i get this feeling that no one really cares).THIS meaning my past.Um this part is very very long so maybe i have to break this article into three parts.Ok here goes all of my best kept secrets....

My primary 1 and two was weird.In pri 1 i went to 1B.this is the second best class in the whole of pri 1.Heh at that time i was like don't care kind of attitude.Normally i will go school then come back sit at the sofa and watch tv almost the whole day Homework? i ask wat homework?Got one time a spelling (i hate spelling test) i remember one exam question where they show a picture of the stereoscope and ask wat is it.This was my logic:

'since the thing(i dont know wat the thing is) is long maybe the name also must be long.the longest word there is this stereoscope so put this ah.'

and guss wat i got that question correct.but my overall mark fail sad.Somehow i got promoted to pri 2 but.... got into 2e.Then wah kena tortured like siowFirst my mother not happy with my marks so she always tell me do the assessments learn the spelling and other things.But at school i started getting smarter.And I dont mean academic wise.I remember this incident where we had to do some worksheet.but the teacher gave us a puzzle to do and the whole class did not know how to do it.then one boy know how to do but he did not know how to spell it.When he asked me i told him the wrong spelling and then quickly wrote the correct ans and submit the picture.And what was the reward for my scheming and diabolical plot? One measly choclate bar that you can buy for twenty cents. Then suddenly dunno why i started topping the class .Math English and mother tongue all band 1 or 2.Not bad ah


Um that it for now the others i will talk about another time.now must go do homework.This was the general reaction of the class when the teacher dumped the whole stack of homework on us:

alot of homework leh.
bye
Razmy

Diarrhea at 3am

I am writing this at 0854 in the morning and my stomach keeps rumbling.Why?? you may ask.I had diarrhea at 3am in the morning.then its like every half an hour i have to go toilet like clockwork.And the poop ah wah was...... ok ok ok enough about this i think i disgusted you enough already ,talk abt something else.

You all may be asking about what the heck the videos are about.Let me shed some light on it all.The very first one is about a fire that happen below my house.the phone lines got crossed (maybe someone talked on the phone for too long ,eg my sister)and they made sparks come out.The sparks caught fire because someone go and stacked some newspaper in the closet (maybe some karang guni for some rainy day)where the fire was stored. Ha ha you all might be thinking how do i know all this information.Actually i heard one of the firefighters officers reporting to someone all this.
Ok the second one is about me and my team at Republic Poly( I am full of praises about this poly but more on that later) making plastic.Ours was the biggest cos we added more water then any one else(water makes the thing expand more.)
The next video is about when the teacher went to dunno where the main person lets call him Neandertor ( I am withholding his name so that his identity can be protected).He pretends to be the temporary teacher.
then we have the video about when a teacher showed us around the poly.we saw a electron microscope (FYI it is a microscope that will allow you to see atoms ) and they had a x ray machine that will let you see the list of materials is made of.like say you put a badminton racket inside it show that it is made with iron ,carbon ,nylon and other stuff.
Thia video is a short clip about the republic poly.Wah i tell you that place is super nice.The whole place is air conditioned (except the outdoor area lah).It is big ,very big about three or four times bigger then my school.They have two canteens and another one in the making ,if you don't want canteen food no problem just go out to the causeway point to McDonald's for a burger.No security guards to stop you from going out .They have a swimming complex a football field (in fact you can play football almost anywhere in the school so big that place) four HDB kind of flats and a wooden building that have strings attached to it.The course we went for was fun learn alot of things and if there is some free time the facilitators (that is what they call the teachers there)will let you play on the laptop some games and things.
And the last video is about the toilets (toilet again always go to the toilet again) in MY school.i took this video cos got very nice pictures.Maybe Ryan (a friend )could have drawn it better.Oh yah Muhsin when r u going to send the "class photo" to me??Faster lah?
um that's about it.now i feel my stomach going to rumble again bye.

How cum my posts are becoming longer?
Razmy (I seriously thinking abt getting a pen name)
Bye

Alot of things to say but put videos first>

Aftermath

0600(Prayer at the mosque)


My father woke me up at the crack of dawn to get ready for the mosque (Actually it was more likeat 0630 but it was how it felt at that morning).Then after I got ready (i was runnig on autopiolt) i went to the kicthen to make my much needed coffee.Then after i drank one sip then i suddenly felt guilty cos i 'thought' that i was supposed to be fasting.Haha still got the mindset of fasting.Soon we were on our way to the mosque.Wah good thing that we got there early cos about half an hour later the place got so crowded that i saw some ppl having to go to the feild next to the mosque (where they put a big mat) to pray.then after the whole prayer we went back home where we were greeted with.....





(0945)Ready family members


....the shock of every one up and ready to go.Throught the whole of my life nothing like this had ever happened before.Anyway we quihckly had our breakfast and then we go to our relatives house.But before that we went to a shop to buy things togive them (cannot go there empty handed right?will feel very malu).We bought things like choclate, fruits and other stuff.





(1200)The celaberations begin!!!!


Ha once we reach there ,we were the second family there.the first one was one of my uncles family. We talk with each other and after all the greetings were over (the 'my, how tall have you growen, how are your studies'and so on)Then many relatives come to the house.Then we talk talk and go eat drink .They keep coming and going until i cannot keep track.Then my cousin go and spill hie cup of tea on my shirt (he is about 3 years old ok lah understandable). And ummmm.....eventually it was about evening and most of the relatives hnd come and gone.Then we visited some other relatives and by then i was so full of food and drinks that i persuaded my parents to go back home.so that was my hari raya

Bye for now